Cosmic Amoeba

I'm going to be honest here.  I cannot, absolutely cannot, explain this.  Meet, the Cosmic Amoeba.  Through thousands of misheard misunderstandings at lunch one day, I came to the conclusion that said being is our giant maker in the sky and that every single species on earth has their own.  Yeah, that look you're making?  Totally understandable.

Oh, and you praise it by fist pumping into the sky.  Fist pump the Cosmic Amoeba, everyone.