Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Sharing...


Ice cream, Robot.

Learn to share, jerk.

Friday, November 1, 2013

magical flying unicorn car












So, one of the best people on the planet just so happens to be one of my best friends.  She got a new car recently and it has been dubbed a unicorn.  Not just because it has a cute little nubbly white horn thing, but because it took FOREVER for the exact model/color/make to find its way to our hometown.  There were dealership trades and backroom deals with leprechauns made (I assume).  When it finally arrived, it felt she'd just caught the elusive unicorn of cars.

The Hyundai Santa Fe, in white.  It farts rainbows.


Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Halloween

Step 1.  cut a hole in the squash
        2.  put your junk in that squash


Friday, October 25, 2013

Gravity

When I was a kid (read as like 3 years old all the way up through high school), being an astronaut was on the top of my list of "things I want to be when I grow up". 

My parents took me to the planetarium and science center several times a year (we'd have gone every weekend if it was my choice), I went to space lectures and even went so far as an astrophysics camp at USC one summer. 

I did not wind up becoming an astronaut.  Somewhere I realized that between throwing up from motion sickness in the car, to not being in peak physical form, that I probably wasn't destined for outer space. Still, there was that dream in me and it never really went away. 

Seeing the movie "Gravity" stressed me the frack out.

Evan

So this guy, Evan, we went to school together.  He was pretty much my go-to guy for everything and is probably one of the coolest people on the planet.  A great friend through and through.

He has now become a marathon runner, bicycle pedaler, and all around most fit and insane dude ever.  If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, he needs to be in my compound.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Chad is awesome


Who's awesome?  THIS GUY.

Everyone, meet Chad.  He's got a penchant for long hair, bandanas, and 80s sunglasses.  One of the best people you'll ever meet and a great friend.  And today's his birthday.

Let's hear that 'woop woop!'  Aw yeah.


Friday, September 20, 2013

Diet fail

Dear diet, screw you.

It's not your fault, diet.  I know.  There have been a lot of stresses in your life.  This doesn't mean that we don't want you back.  No no, on the contrary.  You're welcome back very soon.  In fact, we need you.

Just not right now.  Right now, we need ice cream.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Jmeoww Diaries

So, I haven't mentioned it before, because I'm a crazy person, but this right here, Polka Dotted Cats, is one of the funniest blogs ever.  Written by Miss Awesome herself, Tiffany.

Recently, she was insane enough to have me do some guest doodles for the latest entry and it was a blast, y'all. 




Check it out, because you'll be totally glad you hit that "follow" button.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Anthony


Meet Anthony.  It's his birthday!  He likes to wear ties as often as possible (even with t-shirts) because he's just that cool.

Hillcrest Farmers Market


Steven and I discovered the Hillcrest Farmer's Market.  Everybody had free samples for us from beer-infused cupcakes, to lavender plum jellies, to coconut coffees.

we bought everything.